I don’t like talking about this. I still can’t believe what happened and I don’t want to admit it. It’s not my fault, it really isn’t. Look at me, I’m as innocent as can be. I really wouldn’t do this. For once, take this seriously. I’m not kidding about this, this isn’t a ridiculous joke.
I’m not sure how to start, but I’ll try to. This is so horrifying to tell and I’ve been feeling nauseous ever since. I’ve vomited about three times now, I hate this. I hate this so much, everyone. I won’t be able to answer questions for a while. I’m sorry for once, everyone. I’d rather keep this quiet, however the others haven’t seen this. It was only me and Tsurugi, no one else.
I’m going to share what happened. I was talking to Tsurugi(best-Tsurugi, that famous blogger you all know and fucking love for a reason I can’t comprehend) and we were making jokes about everyone since that’s the only topic we can talk about together. We hate each other, don’t forget that. I wouldn’t want to waste more time with that pathetic scum of a clown.
But that’s not the most important part of the story. This isn’t about us actually, this is about Tenma. He was dribbling on the pavement while we were talking. That fucking piece of shit waved at us, we decided to ignore him since no one likes him anyway except those losers. Okay, that’s not true. We didn’t fucking ignore him, we insulted him until oblivion. He needed to know his place.
Okay, okay. So he waved at us, right? God, how do I fucking tell this. How do I even fucking START. Okay. He tripped on the pavement afterward, how SILLY. It wasn’t. He tripped over his fucking BALL and snapped his NECK. Can you imagine that, someone snapping his neck right IN FRONT of you? Yeah, no kidding. It was frightening, I wanted to shit my pants for the first time in my life. What just happened? I was about to cry, tears were forming and I was sure they were rolling down my cheeks. I didn’t want to cry, I’m not a PUSSY. But he, you know he.
The only funny part about this is that Tsurugi vomited on him.
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